Did you ever wonder if that baby was a boy or girl. They all look same initially....bald, hungry, and crying, like some grown men I know.
In China there is no doubt as to the sex of a child. Here are the 3 determining factors:
A) Child pulls down his/her own pants to pee on the street (can apply to grown men as well)
B) Infant's parents help to pull down their pants.
C) Pelvic Cut Out Pants, yes that's right ladies and gentlemen. There is no mistaking the sex of a baby, when their penis or vagina is just waving in your face. Don't worry if you missed the glimpse from the front side, the lucky winner gets a second chance to view the smooth baby's bottom from the back as well.
Pelvic Cut Out Pants coming soon to a store near you. Why waste time pulling down your pants, when you can just have the entire mid-section removed for easy access. They are not just for babies anymore, subway flashers and very horny adults can purchase them too.
Brings the concept of "air-drying" to a whole new level.
Shanghai has just cast a spell of incredible shame on me...*shudder..Lis are you serious? Wow
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you didn't see this while you were here...I kid you not, it's ok, don't worry I will send you a pair.
ReplyDeleteWow, So that is so serious.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading all your blogs now :-)
Holy Hell Lisa, that is Hilarious!
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