Bamboo, not just a food

It is also used in medicine, torture, clothing, decorations, and most shocking to me, construction.

So next time, you get caned with a bamboo stick, make sure to put on your bamboo weaved pajamas, drink your anti-infectious bamboo elixir, and eat plenty of bamboo salad. This way you can be well rested when you go back to working on your bamboo scaffolding, someone's gotta do it.

Enjoy your last minutes of peaceful serenity, by staring at your bamboo garden outside your window.