Man+Vagina= Mangina
Caution!
Swine Flu Alert: H1N1-
Level 1
Mexico
Warning!
Mangina Alert: Urgent
Level 5
China
Team Mangina
Here to protect you.
List of symptoms to watch out for:
Level 1: Man buys gf or wife expensive bag
Level 2: Man carries bag
Level 3: Man carries bag plus his own (man-purse) aka murse
Level 4:
Purse + Murse + Tying loved one's shoes
Level 5:
Carrying both without spouse even being present
Purse + Murse + minus girlfriend/wife=
"Say my name BITCH!
Make sure someone you love doesn't get caught somewhere in the middle. But if you are a victim of this disease, just make sure to take lots of pictures and report it to Team Mangina. We will help solve your problem or just embarrass the hell out of them at least.
Stay tuned to see who we catch next!
Remember our mantra...
GROW SOME BALLS OR SOME BOOBS!!!
Team Mangina on the lookout
Always protecting the men of tomorrow.
Now made with real mango!
So, a man being submissive (or simply helpful) makes him have a conceptual vagina? To be acceptable as a bag holder he needs boobs, or balls to symbolize his dominance as a non-bag holder?
ReplyDeleteHow about the girlfriend? Are her boobs shrinking and "balls" growing when she has her bf do stuff for her? Where does this fit in to you getting mad at a cab driver for not "being a gentleman" and helping you with your luggage. I guess his balls were too big to carry your stuff for you!
This post is ridiculous, and you have some pretty rigid gender role definitions. That mango thing is funny though.