April Showers,
Bring May Flowers,
Looks like snow, but feels like cotton
Whatever could it be...
Tickles your eyes,
Itches your nose,
Creating more of that wonderful Phlegm
Buried in the back of your throat.
Whatever could it be...
Beijing's Bias Bitch
Poplar Pollen Fest,
Is what I think.
A romantic sight
For all to see,
Feel her wrath,
As she fills the streets,
Her blossoms
Blanket all cars
With one easy sweep
Her gentle touch,
But fierce embrace
Stops all traffic
On her most menstrual days.
Try to get through
The snowy haze
But realize this...
It is only one way
A past generation pays!
Poplar trees are to blame,
For all the pollen that we see today.
It's the female species
Oh what a shame,
A simple sex change
Should save the day!!!
Inject them all
It will be OK...
But wait,
Could it be the Males,
I heard you say?
Females are messy,
With their flowers,
And fruits,
And seeds
And all!!!
Plant only males
It will be the cure-all.
Safe Same Sex Gardens
Has now gone astray
With their mutated testosterone
Now being sprayed
The purposeful males
Were made to be litter-free
What of the effects...
Did they not think?
For an asthma stricken teenager
This is a fate worst, than irreversible acne
Bring back the woman
Some of them cried.
WE CAN...
But just won't,
Not with our government
On our backsides.
Bring May Flowers,
Looks like snow, but feels like cotton
Whatever could it be...
Tickles your eyes,
Itches your nose,
Creating more of that wonderful Phlegm
Buried in the back of your throat.
Whatever could it be...
Beijing's Bias Bitch
Poplar Pollen Fest,
Is what I think.
A romantic sight
For all to see,
Feel her wrath,
As she fills the streets,
Her blossoms
Blanket all cars
With one easy sweep
Her gentle touch,
But fierce embrace
Stops all traffic
On her most menstrual days.
Try to get through
The snowy haze
But realize this...
It is only one way
A past generation pays!
Poplar trees are to blame,
For all the pollen that we see today.
It's the female species
Oh what a shame,
A simple sex change
Should save the day!!!
Inject them all
It will be OK...
But wait,
Could it be the Males,
I heard you say?
Females are messy,
With their flowers,
And fruits,
And seeds
And all!!!
Plant only males
It will be the cure-all.
Safe Same Sex Gardens
Has now gone astray
With their mutated testosterone
Now being sprayed
The purposeful males
Were made to be litter-free
What of the effects...
Did they not think?
For an asthma stricken teenager
This is a fate worst, than irreversible acne
Bring back the woman
Some of them cried.
WE CAN...
But just won't,
Not with our government
On our backsides.
Sorry to make you folks read between the lines here with the poem. But in Beijing, there is so much pollen everywhere that it sometimes stops affects traffic like a bad snow storm. This is caused by male trees, but the government is blaming the female trees and is planning on injecting them to make them male. This will just worsen the problem, but the funny thing is that it is just an overall gender bias that they refuse to shed.
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